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Turun Lagi Lebih ke Bawah…..Cium Tuh ASPAL !!! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Sejuta <a title="kata cinta" href="http://oktavita.com/sms-valentine-kata-kata-valentine-sms-cinta.htm">kata cinta</a> ingin kusampaikan. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/love.png" alt="(L)" class="wp-smiley" /> Apa daya pulsaku habis! Kirimkan pulsamu, aku akan kirimi SMS cintaku…”</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>“Waktu mengandung dirimu dulu,ibumu pasti mengidam kopi ya? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/cup.png" alt="(C)" class="wp-smiley" /> Abis gara-gara kamu aku jadi susah tidur…”</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Sudah sejak lama aku memperhatikanmu, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /> mencuri pandang hanya untuk melihatmu.<br />Ku tak tau apa yang harus aku katakan kepadamu agar kau mengerti ada UPIL di hidungmu <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Hari ini aku kangen banget sama kamu, aku sangat merindukanmu, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/rose.png" alt="(F)" class="wp-smiley" /> aku ingin kamu kerumahku,<br />PLEASE balik sama aku karena aku benar-benar butuh seorang PEMBANTU !!! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/wink.png" alt=";-)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Biarlah semua terjadi, biarlah semua berlalu, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/wilted_rose.png" alt="(W)" class="wp-smiley" /> tapi aku gak pernah lupa sama kamu,<br />Karena sampai saat ini…kamu…NGAK PERNAH BAYAR UTANG !!! NUMPUK TUCH !!! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/bat.png" alt=":-[" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Sewaktu pagi saya tak bisa makan karena mikirin kamu, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /> sewaktu siang aku ga bisa makan karena ingat kamu,dan malamnya aku ga bisa tidur kerena aku…lapar !!! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>If u need <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD10">ADVICE</span>, <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">message</span> me.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/email.png" alt="(E)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />If u need <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD12">FRIEND</span>, call me..<br />If u <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD11">need HELP</span>, e-mail me..<br />If u <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">need MONEY</span>, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />nomor yg anda tuju tidak dapat dihubungi. terima kasih.</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>“Barang siapa yang menghambur-hamburkan SMS-mu <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/email.png" alt="(E)" class="wp-smiley" /> dan menggunakan Pulsamu dengan sia-sia, maka merugilah mereka dihari penagihannya”. (An-Nokia ; ayat 3310)</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Buanglah pacarmu pada tempatnya, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/love.png" alt="(L)" class="wp-smiley" /> karna pacaran dapat menyebabkan:<br />*sakit hati<br />*berantem<br />*gangguan jiwa <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/bat.png" alt=":-[" class="wp-smiley" /><br />*dan gangguan <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">iman</span><br />ttd: DINAS KEBERSIHAN CINTA..</p></blockquote> <h2 style="text-align: center;">Gambar Lucu :</h2> <p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Gambar Lucu" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_CXDpPc1H_oU/S3TiBqx-GdI/AAAAAAAADAo/gnf_5Sik1Ls/s800/Gambar-Lucu.jpg" alt="Gambar Lucu" /></p> <blockquote><p>Spesial, “apotik cinta” tersedia:<br />*UltraCium <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/kiss.png" alt="(K)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />*BodrexSun<br />*OsKangen<br />*InSayang <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/love.png" alt="(L)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Mau bel;i yang mana?<br />Apotik beralamat di<br />Jln. KASIH depan SAYANG, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/teeth.png" alt=":-D" class="wp-smiley" /> sebelah RINDU.<br />oktavita.com</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Malu bertanya, sesat dijalan.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Malu pacaran, hidup sendirian..<br />Malu pelukan tubuh kediginan..<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/kiss.png" alt="(K)" class="wp-smiley" /> Malu ciuman bibir sariawan..<br />Malu SMS-an ,, buang aja Hape-nya di jalan..</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cinta itu cuma gitu2 aja..<br />lihat,, kenalan,, suka,, minta nomer hape,, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/phone.png" alt="(T)" class="wp-smiley" /> SMS’an,, PDKT,, nembak,, jadian,, seneng2,, berantem,, putus,, nangis2,, jomblo lagi dehh,, cape kan?? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/thumbs_up.png" alt="(Y)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cinta itu sebuah mainan..<br />waktu masih baru <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/love.png" alt="(L)" class="wp-smiley" /> n’ masih bagus pasti di syang2 ..<br />tapi <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD5">kalo</span> udah lama .. jelek.. n’ rusak<br />pasti bosen .. di buang.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/sad.png" alt=":-(" class="wp-smiley" /> di benci.. trus di lupain deh..<br />loe mamam tuh CINTA…!!</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Aku harap.. hari ini kamu ngerasain apa yang aku rasain.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /> sebuah rsa yang tak tau dari mana datangnya.. tapi perasaan itu selalu hadir disetiap hari dan malam2ku.. rasa itu adalah..<br />rasa ngantuk.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> tidur yuk..</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Sebutkan nama-nama buah dalam satu huruf? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Jawabnya : Rujak</p></blockquote> <h2>Kumpulan Kata-Kata Lucu Kiriman Sahabat :</h2> <blockquote><p>mecha says : <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/rose.png" alt="(F)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p> <p>pacar 1 itu wajar.. pacar 2 kurang ajar..<br />pacar 3 harus dihajar.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/bat.png" alt=":-[" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kalo ga punya pacar musti belajar..<br />kalo putus harus dikejar..<br />kalo macem2 harus dicakar.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/embarassed.png" alt=":-$" class="wp-smiley" /><br />kalo <a title="selingkuh" href="http://oktavita.com/selingkuhan-krisdayanti-pengusaha-kaya-timor-leste.htm">selingkuh</a> harus di tampar..</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>suliz imoet says : <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/star.png" alt="(*)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p> <p>Petugas : “Bagaimana seragam barunya, pas ?” <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Prajurit : “Jaketnya sih lumayan, tetapi celana panjangnya agak longgar disekitar ketiak.” <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>ippank delighter says: <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p> <p>Seorang laki-laki turun dari kereta api dengan muka pucat. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/embarassed.png" alt=":-$" class="wp-smiley" /> Dokter temannya menemuinya dan bertanya apa yang dideritanya.<br />“Mabuk darat,” katanya. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /><br />“Saya selalu mabuk darat kalau naik kereta api dan duduk menghadap ke belakang.”<br />“Mengapa kau tidak mengajak tukar tempat dengan orang yang duduk di hadapanmu?” tanya dokter. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />“Saya sudah memikirkan itu, tapi tidak ada orang yang duduk di situ!</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>ippank delighter says: <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p> <p>Seorang buronan tertangkap oleh polisi di salah satu rumah penduduk, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/sad.png" alt=":-(" class="wp-smiley" /> lalu si buron tadi dibawa ke kantor polisi untuk di interogasi.<br />Polisi : “Kamu udah berapa lama jadi buron.” <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Buronan : “Baru seminggu…”<br />polisi : “Tapi menurut saksi… kamu hanya nyuri tali tetangga, kenapa sampai ditangkap”<br />Buronan : “Abis talinya… nyangkut juga sapinya…” <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Polisi : “????”</p></blockquote> <table align="center"> <tbody> <tr> <td><img title="Gambar gambar lucu" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_CXDpPc1H_oU/S3TiBdapm9I/AAAAAAAADAk/gG9wHLgotpI/s800/Gambar2-Lucu.jpg" alt="Gambar gambar lucu" /></td> <td><img title="Gambar gambar lucu" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_CXDpPc1H_oU/S3TiBQ7n_GI/AAAAAAAADAc/zsDEfHCPnRI/s800/Lucu.jpg" alt="Gambar gambar lucu" /></td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <h2>Cerita Lucu Derita Laki-Laki :</h2> <blockquote><p>Cewek mao nggabung ke mobil yang udah penuh cowok <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/rose.png" alt="(F)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cowok2 : ga apa2, ayo sini, kalo dipangku masih cukup kok.<br />Cowok mao nggabung ke mobil yang udah penuh cewek <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/bat.png" alt=":-[" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cewek2 : enak aja!!! mao cari kesempatan dalam kesempitan ya?</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cewek mengerjakan pekerjaan cowok <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /> (ex : presiden, direktur, polisi)<br />Kata Cowok2 : emansipasi wanita<br />Cowok mengerjakan pekerjaan cewek <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/embarassed.png" alt=":-$" class="wp-smiley" /> (ex : <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">babysitter</span>, pembantu)<br />Kata Cewek2 : Di <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">Indonesia</span> cari kerjaan emang susah, jangan terlalu milih2</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cewek diggangguin preman <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/bat.png" alt=":-[" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cowok2 : Kasian tuh, ayo kita tolongin<br />Cowok digangguin preman <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/wilted_rose.png" alt="(W)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cewek2 : Salah sendiri cari urusan ma tu preman</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cewek nuangin minuman buat cowoknya <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/beer.png" alt="(B)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cowok2 : Calon istri idaman<br />Cowok nuangin minuman buat ceweknya <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/cocktail.png" alt="(D)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cewek2 : Hihihi, cowok ISTI ( Ikatan Suami Takut Istri)<br />oktavita.com</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cewek cantik, kaya, baik hati, sudah dewasa, dan masih lajang <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/rose.png" alt="(F)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cowok2 : Perfecsionis, sedang menunggu calon suami yang tepat<br />Cowok cakep, Kaya, Baik hati, sudah dewasa, dan juga masih lajang <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cewek2 : Kalo ga impoten berarti gay</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Istriku dandan sampe setengah jam sebelum pergi <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/clock.png" alt="(O)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cowok2 : Begitulah cewek, maklum aja..<br />Suamiku dandan sampe setengah jam sebelum pergi <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cewek2 : jangan2 suamimu selingkuh tuh..</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cewek pake baju cowok<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /> Kata Cowok2 : Tomboi<br />Cowok pake baju cewek<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/rose.png" alt="(F)" class="wp-smiley" /> Kata Cewek2 : Banci, amit-amit deh</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cewek <a title="lesbi" href="http://oktavita.com/syahrini-dan-nabila-syakieb-lesbi.htm">lesbi</a><br />Kata Cowok2 : Pasti gara2 dia sering disakitin sama cowok <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/cry.png" alt=";-(" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Cowok Homo<br />Kata Cewek2 : Pasti gara2 ga ada cewek yang mau <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cewek liat bokep<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /> Kata Cowok2 : namanya aja juga penasaran, wajar..<br />Cowok liat bokep<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/rose.png" alt="(F)" class="wp-smiley" /> Kata Cewek2 : Semua Cowok emang gitu, ga ada yang bener!!</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cewekku ke <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">salon</span> 3 kali seminggu, apa ga kebangetan coba? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cowok2 : Itu namanya merawat diri, kalo cewekmu cantik kan kamu juga yg senang<br />Cowokku ke salon 3 kali seminggu, apa ga kebangetan coba? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/bat.png" alt=":-[" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Kata Cewek2 : Jangan2 salonnya salon plus-plus</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cewekku tu blom puas kalo mandinya blom sampe satu jam<br /> <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /> Kata Cowok2 : Kalo ga gitu namanya bukan cewek<br />Cowok mandi ampe satu jam<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/rose.png" alt="(F)" class="wp-smiley" /> Kata cewek2 : Mencurigakan, pasti di dalam dia lg ^&%$%</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Cewek pergi ke dokter kulit & kelamin<br />Kata Cowok2 : pasti lagi konsultasi tentang kulitnya <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/smile.png" alt=":-)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Cowok pergi ke dokter kulit dan kelamin<br />Kata Cewek2 : Pasti lagi konsultasi tentang kelaminnya. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/embarassed.png" alt=":-$" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <h2>Kata Lucu Untuk SMS Terbaru :</h2> <blockquote><p>Coba liat nih ada 1 pohon.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p> <p>,;*”*;, kamu liat<br />*;,Y,;* kan??<br />_ )(_<br />Knapa kamu gk prnah sms aku lagi? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/email.png" alt="(E)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Apa lu mau<br />digantung disitu?? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/bat.png" alt=":-[" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Kamu itu :</p> <p> <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/rose.png" alt="(F)" class="wp-smiley" /> 1. Istimewa<br />2. Baik<br />3. Ramah<br />4. lucu<br />5. Pintar<br />6. Supel <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/smile.png" alt=":-)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />7. Mengagumkan dan aku simpatik sama kamu.</p> <p>Begitu kata teman²ku tentang AKU..<br />Bukan tentang KAMU!!! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> </p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Tulisan Lucu" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_CXDpPc1H_oU/S3TocZc33VI/AAAAAAAADA4/e4nYAl3I4DY/s800/Tulisan-Lucu.jpg" alt="Tulisan Lucu" height="307" width="400" /></p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p>Dalam sayur ada kaldu <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/star.png" alt="(*)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Dalam xuxu ada madu<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/love.png" alt="(L)" class="wp-smiley" /> Dalam hatiku ada kamu</p> <p>Tapi waktu melihat wajahmu,<br />rasanya seperti aku melihat hantu <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>anda gagal dalam bercinta? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/unlove.png" alt="(U)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />ragu pada kejujurannya?<br />kecewa pada sikapnya?<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/omg.png" alt=":-O" class="wp-smiley" /> ingin bunuh diri?</p> <p>just call me! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/phone.png" alt="(T)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />toko peti mati!!<br />melayani kremasi jg..</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>klo ku bilang gak mau ya gak mau <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/bat.png" alt=":-[" class="wp-smiley" /><br />klo kubilang gak suka ya gak suka<br />klo kamu bilang aku egois <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /> itu lah aku<br />kayanya hub kita sampai disini aja deh..!!<br />thanks to all. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/unlove.png" alt="(U)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>ukirlah namaku di hatimu, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />kenanglah diriku selalu.<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/cry.png" alt=";-(" class="wp-smiley" /> karena aku akan pergi jauh ke Jepang</p> <p>untuk…</p> <p>membantu Naruto<br />melawan Orocimaru<br />ha.. ha.. ha.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/teeth.png" alt=":-D" class="wp-smiley" /><br />oktavita.com</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Lapar ya? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/smile.png" alt=":-)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Udah makan belum?<br />kalo belum gw kasih kwaci deh<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> kwacian deh lu..</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>d’butuhkan segera : <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/film.png" alt="(~)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />1.teman (-_-)<br />2.sodara angkat (‘_’)<br />3.sahabat (=_=)<br />4.pacar (^_^) <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/love.png" alt="(L)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />5.TTM (*_*)<br />6.HTS (“_”)</p> <p>pilih sesuai keinginan hatimu..<br />untuk menjadi orang spesial dihatiku.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/teeth.png" alt=":-D" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>selamat no hape anda akan membuat anda mendapat UANG.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />mau tau berapa jumlah uang yang akan didapat?<br />ketik REG UANG <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/email.png" alt="(E)" class="wp-smiley" /> kirim ke no hp ORTU anda..<br />semoga anda beruntung..</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>ingat ga? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />kita pernah main di ranjang..?<br />pernah juga main di bangku..<br />dengan cara duduk.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /><br />dengan berdiri..<br />tapi yang paling enak saat tiduran..<br />itulah cara kita..</p> <p>SMS-an.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/email.png" alt="(E)" class="wp-smiley" /> hehehee..</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>1 Detik.. <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /><br />2 Menit..<br />3 Jam..<br />4 Hari..<br /><img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/clock.png" alt="(O)" class="wp-smiley" /> 5 mInggu..<br />6 Bulan..<br />7 Yahun..</p> <p>selama apaPun kamu menunggu qu,<br />aq takkan berubah… <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />karena q bukanlah Spider-man..</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>Aku udah cari kmu kemana2 ! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /><br />dtlfon gk diangkat !<br />zmz gk balas !! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/phone.png" alt="(T)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />aku mw kerumahmu,.tp, aku takut lhat bpak qm di uang 1000..<br />tp, aku lega stelah nemuin qm trsenyum <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/smile.png" alt=":-)" class="wp-smiley" /> di uang krtas 500 ..Kyaknya qm baik2 sj. .</p></blockquote> <h2>Kiriman Kata-Kata Mutiara Lucu Dari Teman-Teman :</h2> <blockquote><p>william say :</p> <p>tak ada bunga seindah “cNtA” <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/love.png" alt="(L)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Tak ada beban seberat “RndU”<br />tak ada rasa selembut “kZh ChyNk”<br />TAk ada <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/teeth.png" alt=":-D" class="wp-smiley" /> orng yg paling spesial di hati ku<br />Selain yang baca mZ nie…</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>radhit zhu says :</p> <p>bagaimana carax m’larang hujan turun <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /> k’tika ada m’ndung…??<br />bagaimana carax m’larang daun jatuh k’tika ada angin…??<br />dan bagaimana carax m’larang aq jatuh cinta <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/love.png" alt="(L)" class="wp-smiley" /> k’tika ada km..??</p></blockquote> <blockquote><br /><table border="0"> <tbody><tr><td> <!-- Begin: KlikSaya.com --> <script src="http://scr.kliksaya.com/js-ad.php?zid=12258" type="text/javascript"> </script><iframe src="http://scr1.kliksaya.com/ifr-ad.php?zid=12258&kstmp=1" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" border="0" style="border: medium none;" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" height="250" width="300"></iframe> <!-- End: KlikSaya.com --> </td><td> <!-- Begin: KlikSaya.com --> <script src="http://scr.kliksaya.com/js-ad.php?zid=12258" type="text/javascript"> </script><iframe src="http://scr1.kliksaya.com/ifr-ad.php?zid=12258&kstmp=0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" border="0" style="border: medium none;" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" height="250" width="300"></iframe> <!-- End: KlikSaya.com --> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <p>Cesvy says :</p> <p>Satu kau Begitu Ganteng <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />Dua kau begitu tampan<br />Tiga kau begitu gaul</p> <p>Fitnah semua,ya <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/bat.png" alt=":-[" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>aya says :</p> <p>Ciuman “sayang” <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/kiss.png" alt="(K)" class="wp-smiley" /> di..kening____________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />Ciuman “kasih” di….bi”r______________????????!!!!<br />Ciuman “nafSu” di… dada__________!!!!!!!!!!!<br />ciuman paling “panaZzz” diiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />diiiiiii……………..<br />diiiiiiiiiii….<br />di<br />di……..<br />di<br />di SETRIKA………………………………………………………….wkwkwkwkwkw <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/teeth.png" alt=":-D" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>fatur says :</p> <p>sEiKat rnDu hdrKan Mu’ZiJat <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />seIkat CinTa hDrkAn kE iNdHan<br />seIkat sYg <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/star.png" alt="(*)" class="wp-smiley" /> hdr kAn KmesRaAn<br />seIkt kangKunG……<br />mRah lo Cm rp 1000<br />ayo D pLih2 <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/shade.png" alt="(H)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>andi says :</p> <p>sory, komennya di oktavita.com lama, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/kiss.png" alt="(K)" class="wp-smiley" /> coal na hp ku lagi hank ni,di pijit pijit tombolnya g mau,di tekan MENU malah keluar;</p> <p>bakso; 7000<br />mie ayam; 6500<br />es campur; 4000 <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/beer.png" alt="(B)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />jus buah ; 5000</p> <p>pening jadinya, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <blockquote><p>yuyun sari narcy seksi “SMA N 1 LOHBENER” says :</p> <p>hati terbuka menerima cinta <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/love.png" alt="(L)" class="wp-smiley" /><br />mata terbuka menerima dunia<br />tangan terbuka menerima harta<br />kaki terbuka bau nya tak terhingga <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Kartun Lucu" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_CXDpPc1H_oU/S3TiBQ6XCyI/AAAAAAAADAg/gX8JwVYlcvE/s800/Lucu-lucu.jpg" alt="Kartun Lucu" /></p> <blockquote><p>tania says : <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p> <p>1. Gua pingin ngomong sama loe,,,, baca no 5</p> <p>2. mmm…. Gimana ngomongnya ya…..???? Baca no 8</p> <p>3. Penasaran ya??? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/wink.png" alt=";-)" class="wp-smiley" /> Baca no 9</p> <p>4. Dari pada bingung baca aja no 15</p> <p>5. Gua gak berani ngomong nich!!!! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/embarassed.png" alt=":-$" class="wp-smiley" /> 17 aja ya</p> <p>6. Gua Pinginnya sich ngomong sekarang, tapi no 16 deh!!</p> <p>7. Q bakal Ngomong, tapi baca dulu no 2</p> <p>8. Yang pingin gua sampein tuch benar2 simple, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/kiss.png" alt="(K)" class="wp-smiley" /> makanya baca no 4</p> <p>9. Gak usah deg2an gitu donk, Sederhana kok, Segampang baca no 18</p> <p>10. Belum , Baca no 19 dulu !!</p> <p>11. Mulai capek ya?? <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/confused.png" alt=":-S" class="wp-smiley" /> Sabar, Baca aja no 13</p> <p>12. Sebenarnya gua pungin ngomong kalo (ah, Baca no 3 deh)</p> <p>13. Tinggal dikit lagi, baca no 20</p> <p>14. Duh, capek deh!!! <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/tongue.png" alt=":-P" class="wp-smiley" /> baca no 21</p> <p>15. Dah mulai pusing? Baca no 6</p> <p>16. masih belum ngerti ya?? baca no 12</p> <p>17. ah malu nich!!, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/embarassed.png" alt=":-$" class="wp-smiley" /> baca no 7</p> <p>18. gua gak tau, loe bakal ngerti apa gak!! Tolong baca no 10</p> <p>19. Baca no 11 Dengan tenang ya,, ntar loe tau ndiri.</p> <p>20.Sekarang gua ngomong deh, baca no 14 pelan-pelan ya <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/wink.png" alt=";-)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p></blockquote> <p>Kocak banget kan? :-D Semoga dengan di update <strong>Kumpulan Gambar Cerita Kata-Kata Lucu Terbaru 2010</strong> diatas, <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/lightbulb.png" alt="(I)" class="wp-smiley" /> yang didapat dari hasil googling dan kiriman dari teman-teman semua, bisa bikin kalian makin semangat walau banyak juga yang konyol en sedikit jorok <img src="http://static.oktavita.com/css/smilies/teeth.png" alt=":-D" class="wp-smiley" /> hadapin hidup yang penuh tantangan. 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Berikut adalah Jadwal Piala Dunia 2010 yang terdiri dari 32 negara peserta dengan 8 grup. 1 grup masing-masing 4 tim. Mereka akan berlaga kurang lebih sebulan lamanya tepatnya dari tanggal 11 Juni sampai 11 juli 2010. </span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> <a href="http://pancallok.blogspot.com/2009/12/jadwal-piala-dunia-2010.html">Jadwal Piala Dunia 2010</a> :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Jumat, 11 Juni</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Grup A:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 11 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Afrika Selatan v Meksiko, Soccer City, Johannesburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 12 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Uruguay v Prancis, Cape Town Stadium, Cape Town</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 17 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Afrika Selatan v Uruguay, Loftus Versfeld Stadium, Pretoria</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 17 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18:30 Prancis v Meksiko, Peter Mokaba Stadium, Polokwane</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 22 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Meksiko v Uruguay, Royal Bafokeng Stadium, Rustenburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Prancis v Afrika Selatan, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Grup B:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 12 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18:30 Argentina v Nigeria, Ellis Park Stadium, Johannesburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Korea Selatan v Yunani, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 17 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Argentina v Korea Selatan, Soccer City, Johannesburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Yunani v Nigeria, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 23 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Yunani v Argentina, Peter Mokaba Stadium, Polokwane</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Nigeria v Korea Selatan, Moses Mabhida Stadium, Durban</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Grup C:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 13 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Inggris v Amerika Serikat, Royal Bafokeng Stadium, Rustenburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 13 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18:30 Aljazair v Slovenia, Peter Mokaba Stadium, Polokwane</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Inggris v Aljazair, Cape Town Stadium, Cape Town</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 19 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Slovenia v Amerika Serikat, Ellis Park Stadium, Johannesburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 23 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Amerika Serikat v Aljazair, Loftus Versfeld Stadium, Pretoria</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Slovenia v Inggris, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Grup D:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 13 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Jerman v Australia, Moses Mabhida Stadium, Durban</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 14 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Serbia v Ghana, Loftus Versfeld Stadium, Pretoria</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18:30 Jerman v Serbia, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 19 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18:30 Ghana v Australia, Royal Bafokeng Stadium, Rustenburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 24 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Australia v Serbia, Mbombela Stadium, Nelspruit</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Ghana v Jerman, Soccer City, Johannesburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Grup E:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 14 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18:30 Belanda v Denmark, Soccer City, Johannesburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Jepang v Kamerun, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 19 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Belanda v Jepang, Moses Mabhida Stadium, Durban</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 20 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Kamerun v Denmark, Loftus Versfeld Stadium, Pretoria</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 25 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Denmark v Jepang, Royal Bafokeng Stadium, Rustenburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Kamerun v Belanda, Cape Town Stadium, Cape Town</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Grup F:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 15 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Italia v Paraguay, Cape Town Stadium, Cape Town</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 15 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18:30 Selandia Baru v Slowakia, Royal Bafokeng Stadium, Rustenburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 20 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18:30 Italia v Selandia Baru, Mbombela Stadium, Nelspruit</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Slowakia v Paraguay, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 24 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Paraguay v Selandia Baru, Peter Mokaba Stadium, Polokwane</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Slowakia v Italia, Ellis Park Stadium, Johannesburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Grup G:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 15 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Brasil v Korea Utara, Ellis Park Stadium, Johannesburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 16 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Pantai Gading v Portugal, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Brasil v Pantai Gading, Soccer City, Johannesburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18:30 Portugal v Korea Utara, Cape Town Stadium, Cape Town</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 25 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Korea Utara v Pantai Gading, Mbombela Stadium, Nelspruit</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Portugal v Brasil, Moses Mabhida Stadium, Durban</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Grup H:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 16 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 18:30 Spanyol v Swiss, Moses Mabhida Stadium, Durban</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Honduras v Cili, Mbombela Stadium, Nelspruit</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 21:00 Spanyol v Honduras, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 22 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Cili v Swiss, Ellis Park Stadium, Johannesburg</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 26 Juni 2010</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Swiss v Honduras, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 01:30 Cili v Spanyol, Loftus Versfeld Stadium, Pretoria</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 16 Besar</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 26 Juni 2010, 21:00</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Juara Grup A v Peringkat Kedua Grup B, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth (Partai 49)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 27 Juni 2010, 01:30</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Juara Grup C v Peringkat Kedua Grup D, Royal Bafokeng Stadium, Rustenburg (Partai 50)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 27 Juni 2010, 21:00</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Juara Grup D v Peringkat Kedua Grup C, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein (Partai 51)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 28 Juni 2010, 01:30</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Juara Grup B v Peringkat Kedua Grup A, Soccer City, Johannesburg (Partai 52)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 28 Juni 2010, 21:00</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Juara Grup E v Peringkat Kedua Grup F, Moses Mabhida Stadium, Durban (Partai 53)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 29 Juni 2010, 01:30</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Juara Grup G v Peringkat Kedua Grup H, Ellis Park Stadium, Johannesburg (Partai 54)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 29 Juni 2010, 21:00</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Juara Grup F v Peringkat Kedua Grup E, Loftus Versfeld Stadium, Pretoria (Partai 55)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 30 Juni 2010, 01:30</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Juara Grup H v Peringkat Kedua Grup G, Cape Town Stadium, Cape Town (Partai 56)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Perempat-Final</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 2 Juli 2010, 21:00</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Pemenang Partai 53 v Pemenang Partai 54, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth (Partai 57)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 3 Juli 2010, 01:30</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Pemenang Partai 49 v Pemenang Partai 50, Soccer City, Johannesburg (Partai 58)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 3 Juli 2010, 21:00</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Pemenang Partai 52 v Pemenang Partai 51, Cape Town Stadium, Cape Town (Partai 59)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 4 Juli 2010, 01:30</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Pemenang Partai 55 v Pemenang Partai 56, Ellis Park Stadium, Johannesburg (Partai 60)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Semi-final</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 7 Juli 2010, 01:30</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Pemenang Partai 58 v Pemenang Partai 57, Cape Town Stadium, Cape Town (Partai 61)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 8 Juli 2010, 01:30</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Pemenang Partai 59 v Pemenang Partai 60, Moses Mabhida Stadium, Durban (Partai 62)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Perebutan Juara Ketiga</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 11 Juli 2010, 01:30</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Tim Kalah Partai 61 v Tim Kalah Partai 62, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth (Partai 63)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Final</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> 12 Juli 2010, 01:30</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Pemenang Partai 61 v Pemenang Partai 62, Soccer City, Johannesburg (Partai 64)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" class="fullpost"> Siapkah anda menantikan Piala dunia 2010, jangan lupa bagi yang ngedukung Spanyol, mari gabung kemari yak.xixixi...</span></div>BTC ( BUOL TKJ CLUB )http://www.blogger.com/profile/02521692324735001444noreply@blogger.com0